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Eating a sandwich.

I am Sam
Sam I am.
Sam Likes ham.

FML

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

Ahaha this one made me laugh xD
They put it under the kids category too.

MY FEET ARE COLD

HAAAAAH
Dude my feet are cold :I

The poor bastards the juniors had their ACTs this week so we had nothing to do because they stole our classrooms.
The board of directors made us go to school for 3 days of nothing for no reason.

Dangit weres my socks...
ANYHOW
Ive been trying to find all the old-as-hell music that everyone knows kinda stuff to put on my ipod.
But recently Ive been too lazy so my brain farted and itunes has been sadly mistreated.
My ipods being a pansy and keeps removing random songs from my ipod AND BREAKING THEM
damn :I

Im ganna go find socks...

Baaaaawwww our mini happy school break is over and once again I have to get up WHEN THE GODFORSAKEN SUN IS IN THE SKYYYY
It burns.
Blarg
I turned nocturnal again so I wasn't able to fall asleep last night at all and now I'm tired.
I spent my night sending grudge pictures of myself and me being attacked by an orange to my friend kat at like 1 am and then the rest is a blur.
TIIIIRED
Ah the joker is playing on my ipod
Really love your peaches wanna shake your treee~

Me and and pal Justus McD were having an epic battle on Saturday over a match of pinball.
IT WAS A REAL PINBALL GAME THING SO FUUUUN
Ive come to notice that all old pinball games seem to have chicks with big boobs on them,
well anyhow he is in fact the freakin pinball wizard I managed to beat the old high score of 8 mil by getting 9 but he pulled 11 out of FRIKKEN NOWERE
Oh and This Dude name joey hit my friend kristis girls car and drove away,
I think I laughed for about 10 minutes but yeah wonder If she killed him yet >____>
Oh yay my dad bought sushi

AND WHAT DID I SAY?
Yes I already died,
Its a natural process because I have the attention span of a frozen turd.

I recently discovered the bowls of hell,
They reside in my Spanish class.
You know Spanish has always sucked but now I just loath it.
My teacher is a flabby old man with a bad hip, I know hes in his 60s and I know he is a god awful teacher.
His name is somehow really short but IMPOSSIBLY HARD TO PRONOUNCE Its like B-wquk-somethingsomethingsomething Its only like 5 letters, I don't care though so I just call him The Box.

So the box gave us 2 tests today, I should fucking List all the tests hes given us and keep a record book so I can sue him for being a heartless fossil at some point.
Its like what... 3 weeks into the semester and Im already almost failing? Oh joy
I sit in the centerish area right behind a REALLY fat kid so his flab blocks the teachers view of my convenient cheat sheet happily located against fattys back.
Did I mention hes obscenely smart? Score.

COLDNESS = NO SLEEP EVER

OH YESH
No school.
Rock it out.
The cold can be a good thing sometimes oh yeaaaaah
I have no idea how cold it is exactly but probably around -6 F or something D:
BUT YEAH
That means my procrastination WORKED IN MY FAVOR
OH WHATS THIS?
NO EXAMS TODAY?
WELL SWEET JEBUS AIN'T THIS DANDY
Okay I always like snowdays [coldday technically, but whatever] cuz I can sleep in, but usually at the godforsaken hour of the night/morning at which someone tells me this news is the time I get up.
Because golly-g-wiz batman everyone so wants to get up at 4 am